(CRY NO MORE: "RECIPE FOR ROMANCE")
♪ Uh-uh ho
♪ Boy and girl going nowhere special
♪ Boy and girl whose hearts conspire
♪ To bring them hand in hand together
♪ Oh, a flicker of love
♪ Twisting, turning, hearts on fire
♪ Take one boy, take one girl
♪ Add a little love, and shake it up, shake it up
♪ That's a recipe for romance
♪ Boy and girl in a hall of mirrors
♪ Boy and girl on a ghost train ride
♪ They cling so tight as the screams get louder
♪ Oh, a shiver of fear
♪ They got a twisting, burning fear inside
♪ Take one boy, take one girl
♪ Add a little love, and then you shake it up, shake it up
♪ That's a recipe for romance
♪ That's a recipe for
♪ You take one boy, you take one girl
♪ Add a little love, and then you shake it up, shake it up
♪ That's a recipe for romance
♪ That's a recipe for romance ♪
(CHATTERING)
(SLOW DANCE VERSION OF "RECIPE FOR ROMANCE")
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
(SUDDEN CRY)
(LAUGHING)
Come on!
(MOTORBIKE REVVING)
Hey!
Oi, Spud, find your own girl.
Yeah, I think I'll do just that.
Oh, Spud!
If you want me, I'll be in the funfair.
Funfair? Oh, Rick, let's all go.
(SCREAMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(SCREAMING)
That was great!
Ooh, I feel terrible.
Can we do it again?
No thanks. Twice is quite enough for me without a break.
That's what he says every night.
(SCREAMING)
JANET: Wow! Come on!
Come on, Jan. Let's go and see the fortune teller.
She might find you a real man in her crystal ball.
Thanks!
She's going round with us again.
(LAUGHING)
- You're staying on here. - No!
- (LAUGHING) - Please!
One more time round.
(CAROL CRYING OUT)
Come on, love.
CAROL: Please!
THE BEAR: Round you go.
CAROL: Help!
Please help!
Stop!
Please let me off!
Hey, Spud.
Hey, look at that.
CAROL: Help! Help!
- Hey! Leave her alone, mate! - CAROL: Please!
Come on.
CAROL: Help!
Hey! Leave her alone!
(CRYING OUT)
Come on, leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
Leave her alone! Get off!
CAROL: Go away!
Leave her alone!
(MACHINERY SLOWING)
- Are you all right? - Yes.
Come on, let's get out of here.
TOM: Oi!
You won't get far without this!
Ner ner nee ner ner!
Tom! Over here!
I've a strong feeling suddenly that you should be told these things.
Think about time like a river running forever.
Don't tell Lesley about rivers. She hates water.
Ssh! Please, go on.
MADAME ZELDA: When you stand beside the river,
you only see a very small part of it,
but if you go to a great height,
then you can see more of the river.
In my crystal I can see there...
(CRYING OUT)
Quick, let's get the wagon. We got trouble. Come on!
Come on, hand it over.
Tom!
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
(HORN HONKING)
TOM: Rick!
Oh, God, I forgot about the trailer.
(HORN HONKING)
(CHAINS CLINKING)
(PANTING)
(EERIE CACKLING)
I never thought I'd be scared of one of these places.
(DOORS CLATTERING)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(SCREECHING)
(HOWLING)
- Hi, guys, meet Carol. - Hi.
Sssh!
(CACKLING)
(CLATTERING)
(HORN HONKING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREECHING)
(CACKLING)
THE BEAR: Get off! Come on, get off!
(CAROL SHRIEKING)
(ACE YELLING)
- (SHRIEKING) - Watch it!
- Get him off! - Get off!
CAROL: Be careful, Spud!
It's okay.
(CLATTERING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(SEAGULLS CRYING)
LESLEY: Glad you decided to come along, Carol.
Thanks, Lesley.
I'm really glad to be here. My friends don't get in till tomorrow.
Well, you've made Spud's day.
His friends never get here at all.
(LAUGHING)
I'm just very choosy.
I've been saving myself for a gorgeous American girl to come along,
and look after her.
It's what I do best.
Yeah, well, what you do worst is steering Rick's boat.
You want me to take over?
You never give up, do you, Tom?
Ever since I was four years old,
and Rick gave me his old bike to play with,
you've been chasing around behind me
with a wrench and good advice.
And ever since I was four, I've been listening to your rotten jokes,
and they don't improve with age.
(GRINDING)
Shit, what was that?
- Carol, come on. - TOM: I'm taking over.
There's an island ahead. Could be hitting the rocks.
(CRYING OUT)
Hey, my feet are getting wet. There's water coming in!
TOM: Look, Spud you get the tiller.
SPUD: Get outta my way.
TOM: There's water all over the floor.
Tom, you know I can't swim.
Don't worry. We'll soon be close enough to wade in.
Can't wedge it. Start bailing, folks!
Bailing?
Oh, Rick, I'm scared.
- We're going to sink, aren't we? - TOM: Rick, can you bring the sail in?
- Maybe someone on the island is... - RICK: Sit down, Jan!
You'll tip us all out.
JANET: Help!
Oh! We're sinking!
We really are sinking now.
LESLEY: What do you want me to do?
JANET: Oh, Rick, it's terrible.
TOM: It's too much water.
CAROL: Are you all right, Janet?
SPUD: Quick, come with me now.
(SCREAMING)
LESLEY: Help! I'll drown!
(BUBBLING)
CAROL: Get your hands off! No!
LESLEY: Ha! No, I'm not all right.
(JANET LAUGHING)
Well, that was fun.
What do we do for the rest of the day?
Thanks a lot, Spud, that's all we need.
(LAUGHING)
LESLEY: Wait for me.
TOM: Come on.
- Tom... - TOM: Here.
- (SUDDEN THUD) - (CRYING OUT)
That was a horse or a cow.
Long time ago.
Come on!
- This way. - Oof!
- Ah, shit! - (TEARING)
- Barbed wire. - Are you all right?
Careful, it's rusty.
It's all over the place.
Careful, Jan. Some of it's half buried.
Oh, dead horses and barbed wire!
I don't like this place.
Hey, look at this.
SPUD: I don't believe it.
Do you think anyone ever made it here without crashing?
TOM: I bet they had a rough landing.
LESLEY: Oh, careful.
- TOM: Wonder what sort of plane this is? - LESLEY: I've got no idea.
It's all very interesting, Tom, but I'm freezing.
Ooh, careful!
(SIGHING)
That's the first bit of luck we've had all day.
We don't have to ask for any favours,
we can just check in and get cleaned up.
JANET: Oh, hot baths!
TOM: If we've found the mainland,
maybe someone could winch the boat out?
No, it's in pieces by now.
It's an insurance job.
Seems like a nice place. Maybe we should stay the night?
(LAUGHING)
(SHIVERING)
What's going on? It's only July.
- LESLEY: A merry Christmas! - TOM: And a happy New Year to you!
- SPUD: Yes, and the same to you! - LESLEY: So where's my present?
TOM: Must be some kind of gag. This stuff's all fresh.
(RINGING BELL)
JANET: I think it's lovely.
- (RINGING BELL) - Hello? Anyone home?
Hey, I wonder where they keep the mistletoe?
(SNEEZING)
Look, you guys can stand around soaking wet if you want to,
but I wanna get warm and dry. Now.
Hello?
Is anybody in here?
I'll light the fire.
Carol's right. We should all get dry.
I'll check up here for someone.
I'll come with you. Might find some shoes.
Do you two wanna hang on down here in case someone comes in?
Anything.
Come on, let's find someone.
Ah, useless.
They've gone crazy! Look at this!
They've been watching too many late night movies.
(LAUGHING)
Well, I suppose we might as well have a drink.
- What can I get for you, Madam? - What have you got?
Let's see...
Ah!
- See if I can get some lights on. - (CLICKING)
Strange, doesn't seem to be any power.
It's an island. Maybe the supply's weird.
(SCREAMING)
What's the matter?
There was a face at the window, and then it was gone.
I'll go and look.
Well, I couldn't see anything.
Must've been one of the ground staff.
Probably.
Look at this!
I thought my Auntie Linda was the only one who kept this kind of stuff.
"Answer three simple questions,
"and win Michael Landis' sweatshirt
"from I Was a Teenage Werewolf."
Well, where were we?
Drink?
Ooh, something warming. Brandy!
Lesley!
Brandy... well, these'll have to do.
No, I don't want a glass like that. Put it in a proper glass.
All right. Brandy glasses!
(FIRE CRACKLING)
Sorry I snapped at you before.
Just suddenly everything seemed so stupid.
I don't even know what I'm doing here.
I just went to the funfair to kill a little time.
Yeah, we've all had a hell of a time.
You're still shivering.
I'll go and try and find you a blanket.
Thanks.
(HUMMING A TUNE)
Hello! We rang the bell when we came in.
I hope you don't mind about the fire. I was so cold.
Oh, that's all right, my dear.
You rest here, and make yourself comfortable.
Have you seen any of my friends yet?
Just slip out of your wet things,
and put this around you.
Don't worry about the others.
They're all being taken care of.
Oh, well, thank you very much.
(WATER TRICKLING)
(WATER HISSING)
(GASPING)
(CREAKING)
Rick?
Rick, are you there?
(CREAKING)
(SHRIEKING)
Oh, you!
(MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ That is true
♪ There is nothing you can do
♪ When love is not enough
♪ When love is not enough ♪
- Hello? Hello? - (KNOCKING)
♪ I lost my only friend
♪ Hearts do break, but hearts can mend
♪ And I know too well
♪ Just what it's like to feel
♪ How you do today
♪ So come and take my hand
♪ Brush those tears away
♪ It takes you, shakes you
♪ Burns and breaks you
♪ Don't know where you're going
♪ When the going gets rough
♪ Yes you hurt, but it's true
♪ There is nothing you can do
♪ When love is not enough
♪ Takes you, shakes you
♪ Burns and breaks you
♪ Don't know where you're going
♪ When the going gets rough
♪ Yes it hurts but it's true... ♪
(SILENCE)
Weird.
(DOORS RATTLING)
I've gotta get out of this place.
Are you sure this is okay?
All this stuff must belong to someone.
Don't worry. I'll settle up when we find them.
There you go.
Gotcha.
I'm sure this is all fancy dress for parties.
That would explain the Christmas stuff, too.
Special Christmas Fifties Weeks.
They'll probably all go down to the beach
and act out those beach party movies.
The guys taking it in turns to be Frankie Avalon.
I'd rather be here.
All I need now is a Caddie.
Are you all right?
You look as if you've seen a ghost.
I'll be all right in a second.
Hmm, you look great. You know that?
(CHUCKLING)
(GIGGLING)
(REPEATED CLICKING)
- These are dead, too. - Mmm.
I wonder what it's like...
doing it on a snooker table?
Doing what?
Lesley!
We can't!
Come on, we've gotta sort out the power business first.
It'll be dark soon. It'll be silly stumbling around
if it's just the fuse that's gone.
As you seem to be King of the Fuses,
I'll see if I can find you a few more to play with.
I wonder where you find all this stuff?
- We gonna look for the fuse box? - Fine.
Fine.
(CHUCKLING)
Hey, the fuses might be down here.
First bit of organisation I've seen in this place.
Found one.
Didn't you see the sweet little housemaid?
There are people here.
Oh yeah, there are people here.
They just don't wanna know us.
If you ask me, this whole place is crazy.
Everyone just wants to play games.
Look, let's just find the others,
and get the hell out of here.
We can't go anywhere without a boat.
(STEP CREAKING)
(DRIPPING)
(DRIPPING STOPS)
It really wouldn't matter if we didn't find the power, Tom.
Eh?
We could be very cosy...
upstairs.
- Oh no. - In the dark.
(TOM MUFFLED)
Are my seams straight?
Oooh!
Oh hey, you don't have to feel seams to check.
And I don't have seams up there.
Mmm.
Lesley. Lesley, please!
We must help Rick and the others and get these lights turned on.
Oh, anything for Rick!
He calls, you jump.
Yeah well, you'd jump fast enough if he called you.
Come on, Les, help me light the candle.
Sod's law, the fuse box is always in the darkest corner.
(STRIKING MATCHES)
Aha!
(FLICKING SWITCH)
(WHOOSHING)
(MULTIPLE FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS)
(BIG WHOOSH)
(CUCKOO CLOCK STRIKING)
Come on.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- What the hell's going on? - Can't believe this place. It's completely weird.
LESLEY: What do you look like?
I think this place is definitely a madhouse.
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
(STARTLED YELP)
(CLATTERING)
Do you think this place really is a madhouse, Rick?
Don't be stupid, Jan.
(TINNY CHRISTMAS MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
RICK: What's happening, Tom?
I just switched the power on.
(LAUGHING)
(CHATTERING)
Come on, we'll show you where to change.
There's loads of stuff upstairs.
Don't tell me, Jan. You're wearing stockings.
Why not? It's a bit of fun.
LESLEY: It was a joke. I didn't mean it.
(CHATTERING)
(PLANE FLYING OVERHEAD)
TELEVISION: From our ground outside broadcast unit
showing the B-29 support plane,
which is monitoring the experimental aircraft,
we should at any time be getting air to air pictures
from this monitoring plane.
In the meantime, back to the studio.
Professor Kaplan, you were describing for us
your experimental anti-radar device,
which you launched in the opening hours of 1960.
Bending light, making the plane invisible.
It's interfering with light, with time itself, playing God.
Very, very dangerous.
HOST: Please, gentlemen, I must ask you to control your outcries.
If I could get a chance to say anything at all...
Gentlemen, we're all scientists here,
and we don't enhance the image of our profession
if we keep making outbursts.
The public expects a balanced discussion...
The public expects protection from us. Not danger.
Hey, Lesley, how about this?
Oh, very you!
Are there any small jeans in this pile?
I might wear it myself.
You keep your clothes on.
I had enough trouble getting you into that lot.
Well, well, well. Old age is creeping up on you, Rick.
Janet offers to strip, and you complain?
TELEVISION: The device is perfectly safe.
- Where's Carol? - I think she's in the other room.
Yes, well, we would appreciate pictures as soon as you have them.
Well, there has been a slight delay in getting pictures from the monitoring plane.
A small technical hitch that is being dealt with as quickly as possible.
You see, in an experiment as ambitious as this one...
GUEST: This is one of my points!
Why don't we all go downstairs and have a drink?
Yeah, what a good idea, eh?
(LID SLAMMING)
(CHAMBERMAID HUMMING)
TELEVISION: By monitoring an aircraft in the air,
we hope to demonstrate our invention safely
by causing that aircraft to become invisible for one full second.
(HUMMING STOPS)
(CREAKING)
(CHATTERING)
- Hi. - Hi, honey, that's nice.
Anyway, I'll tell you more about them later.
- You look really nice. - Thanks.
You know, you guys, this has got to be one of the craziest days of my life.
I mean, we just met in the funfair,
we crashed up a perfectly innocent ghost train
and now we're stuck in a time warp.
Oh, Rick, do you think we are in a time warp?
- No, we're not. - Sssh!
- MAN: We are facing a new form of life... - I can hear something.
Voices. Definitely voices.
Yeah, I can hear something.
Well, come on, let's go and check it out.
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
WOMAN: Oh, it's been so long since Jeff left...
It's one thing we didn't think of.
The staff are all in here, watching movies.
(LAUGHING)
I'll bet the boss is away.
MAN: Colonel, we're almost out of ammunition.
Wow!
This is crazy, showing films to an empty cinema.
(SQUELCHING)
CAROL: Maybe we should watch it?
There must be a real joker about.
Let's see if he's still in the projection room,
and stop him from setting up his next trick.
(SQUELCHING)
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
(GUNSHOT)
Is this seat free?
(GUNSHOTS)
(SCREAMING)
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
We owe it to you, Major,
and it strikes me you are setting a very good example.
I don't believe this!
Come on, Rick, where's the film?
- Rewind! - Rick, come on!
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
(CLICKING)
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
That's better.
Ah, I recognise that place. The Grand Island Hotel.
She's very nice. I bet you like her, Tom.
Hello, there! (LAUGHING)
I think she likes me.
Oh, and another one as well. Very nice. Yeah.
Oh, hula hoop, is it?
I can do that as well.
Wanna see me do it? Right, here I go.
Look at that, eh? Brilliant! Look.
It's the Sheik of Araby!
Here we go, I can do just as good as this.
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
TOM: Come on, come on. Spud!
LESLEY: What's happening to him?
(GROANING)
Spud!
(CRACKLING)
(SOBBING)
What happened?
There was this thing, it came out of the film
and killed Spud, and then it flew up into the light.
He's really dead.
What's Jan on about?
I know it sounds crazy,
but it happened just like she said.
I saw it happen and I still don't believe it.
(SOBBING)
Jan! Janet!
Jan!
Calm down!
Come on, it's all right.
Spud must've had some sort of massive electric shock.
That would explain the burns.
You weren't there! You didn't see!
It was horrible!
Well, I had a hell of a belt from that projector.
There have to be other places on the island.
A look-out station or something.
They'd be in touch with the mainland.
RICK: Janet! Come here, Janet!
- Carol? - Oh, you guys go.
I'll wait here for Janet and Rick.
Come on, Lesley.
God, poor Spud.
You saw it, Tom.
There really was a creature, whatever Rick says.
Look, there's more to what Rick says than meets the eye.
It was dark. We've all had a jumpy day.
Hey, look.
I don't care if there's anyone at home or not.
If there's a phone in here, I want to use it.
(CRYING OUT)
Help! Get it off me!
Please! Get it off me, Tom!
TOM: Stay still!
- LESLEY: My face! No! No! - TOM: Hold still!
(LESLEY SCREAMING)
My face, Tom! Just get it off my face! Please!
Please!
My face, Tom! Get it off me, please!
(SCREAMING)
TOM: Hold still!
LESLEY: Oh no!
TOM: I can't help you if you don't hold still!
LESLEY: Something digging into me! Help! Ow!
Tom, there's something under my leg! There's something un...
- (LESLEY SCREAMING) - TOM: Lesley, will you hold still?
Round my leg! There's something round my leg!
- Tom, please help me! - Hold still!
(LESLEY CRYING OUT)
Lesley, hold still! I can't help you if you don't hold still!
(LESLEY WAILING)
(HEAVY THUDDING)
(EERIE SIGHING)
Don't move, I'll get it.
(LESLEY PANTING)
All right... careful...
You stay still.
All right?
- You're hurt. Let me see. - Leave me alone!
I'm fine! Just some stupid cuts.
Find something to wipe them with.
(RATTLING)
Oh, God!
Damn and blast this place!
There's some stuff on the table. Let me.
I'll do it myself.
(CRACKING)
- (ROARING) - (LESLEY SCREAMING)
(TOM GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Happier now?
I hope I'm not wearing their clothes.
Don't be silly.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(SILENCE)
(GLASS CLINKING)
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- (RUSTLING) - Look.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Why can't we see them?
Come on.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Rick!
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
They've gone, but... why couldn't we see them?
(GLASS CLINKING)
(PEOPLE LAUGHING FAINTLY)
(PEOPLE LAUGHING LOUDLY)
(PLANE ENGINE RUMBLING)
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(PLANE DIVING)
(SUDDEN SILENCE)
(EXPLOSION)
Shit! What was that?
(RUSTLING)
Rick?
Janet?
Rick?
Janet?
Hey, wait!
Hello?
(CHAMBERMAID HUMMING)
You gave me the blanket, remember?
Hello?
(CREAKING FLOORBOARDS)
- (GASPING) - (WHISTLING WIND)
Oh!
(MULTIPLE THUNDERCLAPS)
(GUTTURAL LAUGHTER)
(MASSED SCREAMING)
(BIRDSONG)
(TINKLING BELL)
(CHAMBERMAID HUMMING)
Hey!
I need your help. Come with me.
Rick! Lesley!
Quick, Carol! Something's happened to Tom!
You first.
There's no sign of Tom.
You did say he was here?
- (RICK YELLING) - (WOMEN SCREAMING)
Help me!
(SEAGULLS CRYING)
Help!
Grab my leg!
CAROL: I've got a longer reach.
- RICK: Here, pull! - CAROL: Janet, hold on to me.
- RICK: Grab hold! - CAROL: Lesley hold onto Janet, okay?
- LESLEY: Yes. - CAROL: I got him.
- JANET: Pull him in! - CAROL: I got you. I got you.
Come on, pull him. You okay?
(EVERYONE PANTING)
Tom must be down there.
No!
There must be a path down to the cliff.
He could still be alive. Let's hurry.
(CHAIN CLINKING)
LESLEY: Grab his bracelet, Rick!
Rick, kick him!
(GROANING)
JANET: Ow, watch out, Rick!
- JANET: Rick! - LESLEY: He's going to hit him again.
(DAD GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
(SEAGULLS CRYING)
RICK: Get her out of here!
(LESLEY LAUGHING)
(YELLING)
(ROARING)
Let's get back to the hotel. We can lock ourselves in.
I'm not going back there again.
I'm getting away from here!
Even if I have to swim all the way!
Jan!
(LESLEY YELLING)
(SHRIEKING)
Help! Rick!
Please help!
Oh, Rick, I can't feel the bottom!
- RICK: Don't panic, Jan. - I can't...
RICK: Take my hands.
I can't let go. I'll fall!
- RICK: Grab her arms. - CAROL: It's all right, Janet.
Pull.
(JANET SOBBING)
RICK: It's all right. It's all right
It's all right.
It's okay, Jan.
Come on.
Come on now, let's go.
This is a nightmare, just awful.
I can't believe what's happening.
I see things and I just can't believe them.
Maybe if we stay here and be very quiet,
then... then they'll leave us alone?
You must be crazy to think that'll happen.
Whatever's out there won't let anyone go.
You can't swim that far. You'd drown for sure.
We've got to hang on together.
It's our only chance.
At least we've got a better chance than the others.
We know there's something wrong.
(CLATTERING)
Those guys at the funfair.
There were three of them.
Shit, you're right.
We've gotta get back to the hotel.
We're ahead of anyone in the woods.
Run for it.
(DOOR RATTLING)
Rick, the back door!
- Okay, I'll get it. - We'll all go.
(CLATTERING)
Oh, I'm sorry!
(BELL TINKLING)
You've been really kind.
I feel as though I'm going crazy.
I know, I know.
Do you think we'll ever get away from this island?
'Course we will.
(KNOCKING)
Ssh!
LESLEY: Hey, let me in!
I'm scared out here.
Open the door.
Janet, are you there?
- No. - Oh, come on.
Don't leave me outside.
(KNOCKING)
(FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE)
Upstairs. I'll check the windows.
- I'll check downstairs. - Don't leave me here on my own.
(CREAKING)
JANET: What's the matter? Can you see something?
No, no, it's all right.
What do we do next, Carol?
- What do we do next? - I don't know.
But I'll think of something.
(WHIRRING)
♪ Baby do the caveman rock (oh baby)
♪ Rock rock rock with your caveman
♪ Do the caveman rock (oh baby)
♪ Rock rock rock with your caveman
- ♪ Do the caveman... ♪ - (RECORD SCRATCHING)
- ♪ Rock rock... ♪ - (RECORD SCRATCHING)
(GLASS SMASHING)
(SCREAMING)
Rick! Help!
Rick!
Where are you?
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
(ECHOING LAUGHTER)
(JANET SCREAMING)
(CRUNCHING)
(CREAKING)
(THUDDING)
(WHIMPERING)
- (HISSING) - (JANET GASPING)
(WHIMPERING)
(ECHOING LAUGHTER)
JANET: Rick! Help!
Lesley!
(GUNSHOT)
(SCREAMING)
(SNARLING)
(HOWLING)
Don't, Rick, don't! Come away from it!
What about the gun?
There's no more cartridges.
- Come here. - Rick, not in there.
(HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING)
God, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Rick, promise me something.
If anything happens, if they get us...
They won't get us.
Don't worry.
No, listen, Rick, if we become like Lesley...
We won't!
We don't know that anymore.
If we do, please promise not to attack me.
I'd never attack you.
Those guys at the funfair,
they must have had a boat.
Why didn't we think of that before?
Come on.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, Tom!
God, we thought you'd gone over the cliffs.
TOM: Lesley...
It's Lesley.
Sh... she's...
Lesley...
she's...
Tom.
It's Lesley.
She... she's...
- Tom, can you hear me? - Careful... be careful...
Lesley...
RICK: Those funfair guys are here.
We're gonna try and find their boat.
Can you make it down to the beach if we help you?
Must warn the others...
Warn Janet...
Janet...
Tom, do you understand?
TOM: Warn Janet...
I'll stay here with Tom.
Just find the boat, and come back to us.
The quicker we go, the quicker we'll be back for them.
RICK: Okay.
Rick, you will come back?
As soon as we find it.
Just rest, both of you.
What is it?
I don't like leaving them.
They couldn't go any further right now.
We should find a different stretch of coast this way.
Come on.
(CLATTERING)
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHING)
They won't get through this door in a hurry.
- RICK: What's the matter? - CAROL: I'm not sure.
I think someone's watching us.
RICK: Hey!
Hey, you! Wait!
This one's different. He's running away from us.
Rick, be careful!
Rick...
(GLASS TINKLING)
(DISTORTED RADIO CHATTER)
RADIO: Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
Operation Mirror, instrument failure.
Our position is six north, three west.
- Altitude unknown. - Listen.
RADIO: Mayday, Mayday...
A radio?
(MULTIPLE RADIO SIGNALS)
RADIO: Mayday, Mayday. Operation Mirror, instrument failure.
Our position is six north, three west, altitude unknown.
Mayday, Mayday.
Operation Mirror, instrument failure.
Our position is...
(RADIO BLEEPING)
Mayday, Mayday. Operation Mirror, instrument failure.
Our position is six north, three west, altitude unknown.
Mayday, Mayday...
(SCREAMING)
(EXPLOSION)
(WHOOSHING SOUND)
Come on. We must find the boat.
(WIND WHISTLING)
There it is! Escape!
Try to rest. The others will find that boat and come back.
We'll be away before it gets dark.
So nice, Jan...
so kind...
so soothing.
I've always liked you, Jan.
I always liked you the best.
(VOICE BECOMING DISTORTED) But you were Rick's girl.
Rick's the leader...
the rich boy...
so he gets the best girls.
JANET: Oh, no.
- The prettiest girl. - No, not you too!
Please, not you too!
(SCREAMING)
(CLATTERING)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
(YELLING)
(CREAKING)
Come on, Jan.
I have some nice dirty games you'll enjoy.
Rick doesn't know 'em.
Get away, you bloody bastard!
I guess he wouldn't play 'em.
(DOOR RATTLING)
You and me, Jan.
You and me.
(CLATTERING)
(RATTLING)
Hey, Jan, what are you playing at?
Give me a hand here.
(CLATTERING)
(SCREAMING)
(TOM GROANING)
(YELLING)
(SCREAMING)
TOM: I'll show you!
Come on, Janet!
JANET: No! No!
Come on, Janet.
(LIFT WHIRRING)
(JANET SCREAMING)
(TOM SCREAMING)
Oh, my God.
- (SCREAMING) - Janet. Janet!
(HISSING)
RICK: Janet!
- (SCREAMING) - Oh, God, Janet!
Jan, are you all right?
Jan!
Come on!
(SCREAMING)
Jan!
- (CLICKING) - Come on!
(ECHOING SCREAM)
Jan!
(LIFT WHIRRING)
(CRACKLING)
No!
Janet!
Jan!
No!
(RICK SOBBING)
(CHAINS CLINKING)
Come on!
Don't touch me!
Please! He's coming!
(SOBBING)
(CHAINS CLINKING)
(HUMMING)
Hey!
(STOPS HUMMING)
CAROL: Please wait!
- (STARTS HUMMING AGAIN) - (SHIMMERING SOUND)
Come on.
(CHAINS CLINKING)
(CLATTERING)
(CROCKERY SMASHING)
(ACE YELLING)
(BUBBLING)
(BURPING)
(CHAMBERMAID HUMMING)
(DOOR CLICKING)
Let's get out of here.
JANET: Rick?
- Please don't listen. - JANET: Please help me.
- It's only a trap. - JANET: Don't leave me here.
CAROL: Rick!
- JANET: Rick? - Janet!
Jan!
JANET: Rick, I need you.
Don't leave.
(DOORS THUDDING)
(SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
HOSTESS: And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we have our two final contestants
in the Grand Island Hotel Elimination Waltz.
Let's have a big hand for Rick and Carol!
Let me remind you, ladies and gentlemen, why we are here.
We are here to let in the New Year
in the good old traditional way.
Goodbye 1959, hello 1960!
I hope you're all enjoying yourselves
because we're here for a long time.
In fact, ladies and gentlemen,
I'll let you into a little secret.
We're here forever.
RICK: What do you want us for?
What have you done with Lesley and the others?
Now, dancers. No interruptions from the floor.
There was an experiment.
An experiment that went terribly wrong.
The government in their wisdom sent up a plane on New Year's Eve.
A plane carrying a device
that could change the structure of time and matter.
This device could shatter time itself,
and the pilot crashed the plane here.
Here on Grand Island, and locked us in time forever.
Dead...
or alive,
we are all caught in this awful, angry half-world,
and we can't escape...
ever.
Ever.
Ever!
I don't know if I can take much more of this.
(CLATTERING)
(DOORS OPENING)
Come on.
Try not to think of anything but that boat waiting for us.
No!
(LAUGHING)
(CACKLING)
Is there any point in locking the doors against them?
I have to do something!
- (GASPING) - Hello, gorgeous.
- Did you miss me? - (SCREAMING)
- (HEAVY THUD) - (YELLING)
(CLATTERING)
(CACKLING)
(POOL BALLS COLLIDING)
(MASSED SCREAMING)
(CAROL WHIMPERING)
(WHISTLING WIND)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH MEN GROANING)
(ACE SCREAMING)
(MASSED SCREAMING)
- (HEAVY THUD) - (YELLING)
(PINGING)
(SCREAMING)
(BANGING)
(CAROL WHIMPERING)
LESLEY: Come and join us.
(ALL SPEAKING) You're tired, so tired, so tired...
(MALE AND FEMALE VOICES) Stop fighting now.
You must...
(MASSED SCREAMING)
(FAIRGROUND ORGAN PLAYING)
(CACKLING)
(GLASS BREAKING)
Come on, we can still make the boat.
Aaah!
We've made it!
JANET: Rick!
Rick! Don't leave me!
Oh, Rick, please!
- Jan! Jan! - Rick, don't!
Rick! Rick!
JANET: Rick!
Jan!
CAROL: Rick!
JANET: Please, don't leave!
CAROL: Rick!
Oh, Rick! Don't leave me!
RICK: No!
(ENGINE STARTING)
(GASPING)
(RICK SCREAMING)
- (SPLINTERING) - (SCREAMING)
Help!
Help me!
(ECHOING SCREAM)
♪ Boy and girl going nowhere special
♪ Boy and girl whose hearts conspire
♪ To bring them hand in hand together
♪ Oh, a flicker of love
♪ Twisting, burning, hearts on fire
♪ Take one boy, take one girl
♪ Add a little love
♪ And you shake it up, shake it up
♪ That's a recipe for romance
♪ Boy and girl in a hall of mirrors
♪ Boy and girl on a ghost train ride
♪ They cling so tight as the screams get louder
♪ Oh, a shiver of fear
♪ And a twisting, burning scream inside
♪ Take one boy, take one girl
♪ Add a little love
♪ And you shake it up, shake it up
♪ That's a recipe for romance
♪ That's a recipe for
♪ You take one boy, you take one girl
♪ Add a little love, and you shake it up, shake it up
♪ That's a recipe for romance
♪ Take one boy, take one girl
♪ Add a little...
♪ And you've got...
♪ You've got...
♪ A recipe for romance
♪ Take one boy, take one girl
♪ Add a little love
♪ Well, you've got...
♪ You've got a recipe for romance
♪ That's what you've got, ooh-ooh
♪ Recipe for romance ♪
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